Attack Choppers: Random Inspirational bikes

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Random Inspirational bikes

Another nice Shovel from the land of the rising sun.
(you guys getting tired of getting your butts handed to you yet? Is anyone paying attention? Is this thing even on... hello? Hello? Ok, yes.. I see that hand... anybody OTHER than Jarhead Rob?)
Come on guys! Send me some pics!
If you have any good pics... start BUILDING something good to take pics of!
LIGHT, SKINNY, FAST, GROUND CLEARANCE, HANDLES GOOD, STOPS GOOD, mid pegs, fork brace

2 comments:

flava404August 25, 2009 at 12:10 PM
Awesome bike, I am building something like this, time and money...

Ron
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BirdAugust 25, 2009 at 3:23 PM
I know you are Ron... and we are watching you... better make it count!
HA!
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My chopper manifesto

I do not accept the assumption that a rigid framed motorcycle cannot go fast, stop quickly, or handle well. I want my choppers to perform above the social accepted performance standard for rigid framed motorcycles; (that is to say: BAD)
These are the standards I have set before myself to achieve with said choppers:

My choppers must be able to Evade, Pursue, and allow me to survive.
My choppers must be light.
My choppers must be skinny and be able to navigate tight traffic with ease.
My choppers must go fast, accelerate hard, stop well, handle good, and do so without fusing my vertabrae.
My choppers must not scrape hard parts when leaning.
My choppers are not bar hoppers.
My choppers are not non-functioning scuplture.
My choppers must function like a real, useable vehicle.
My choppers must be a valid mode of transportation.
My choppers must not be built for other peoples enjoyment or entertainment.
My choppers must be built for me and my preferences and standards alone.
My choppers must not be fragile.
My choppers must be able to hop curbs, hit potholes, skid, wheelie, do burn outs and crash without breaking.
My choppers must be able to be ridden on all sufaces (Pavement, dirt, gravel, snow, sand, mud)